you know what annoys me? when people don’t like me because i “act like i’m smarter than them”. i actually don’t act like i’m smarter than them, even though i actually am smarter than pretty much everyone who’s ever made that complaint about me.
omg it’s all so clear now
pasta: lonely, sexually frustrated
i sure do love pasta and meat dishes… wait.
IMAGINE IF YOU WERE DATING A ROBOT AND THEY GOT CUTELY WORRIED ABOUT YOU’RE WELL BEING BECAUSE HUMANS ARE MORE DELICATE THEN ROBOTS LIKE IF YOU STAYED UP REALLY LATE AND THEY GOT WORRIED BECAUSE “HUMANS NEED TO HAVE A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF TIME RECHARGING FOR ALL THEIR SYSTEMS TO RUN OPTIMALLY”
you know what we all need to appreciate more? this little flash series i saw back in 2008 called “there she is”. it’s an awesome series of short music video-like episodes and if you haven’t already seen it, go look it up right now. it’s less than half an hour in total, and it’s still one of the best things i’ve ever seen.
hush little laptop dont you cry. Mommy’s gonna find you some more wifi.
And if that wifi doesn’t work
Momma will destroy the fucking earth
bless you both.
DID YOU GUYS KNOW JENGA MADE A NEW VERSION OF THEIR GAME, BUT INSTEAD OF STRAIGHT BORING WOODEN ONES, ITS TETRIS PIECES
THATS RIGHT, ITS MOTHER FUCKING TETRIS JENGA
THE TWO OF THE MOST STRESSFUL GOD DAMNED GAMES WE PLAYED AS CHILDREN ROLLED INTO ONE
They also have one where if you don’t finish the game in time, the platform explodes and it makes you want to murder your family.
let me seduce you with my extensive knowledge on the legend of zelda games