Allesef

i’ve been wanting a really nice coat lately.

allesef:

walk into da club like; what up? i got a big clock!

i did not drag this grandfather clock three miles to this club for 0 notes.

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

walk into da club like; what up? i got a big clock!

Send me a couple stars

superwho-fandomstuck:

✪ = I wanna kill you
✪✪ = I hate you
✪✪✪ = I kinda dislike you
✪✪✪✪ = You’re okay
✪✪✪✪✪ = Whoa you’re kinda cute
✪✪✪✪✪✪ = Stop being so perfect
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = *nosebleed*
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = oh god you are hella sexy
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = I wanna have sex with you
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = Marry me
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = BLUE  EYES  ULTIMATE DRAGON

honestly surprised i still have 100 followers

i’m gonna get my first novel published in comic sans

"i’m the new serif in these parts"

"i’m the new serif in these parts"

O: I love your accent
Ó: thanks